Morrison x Garner : Member Guest '25

In the verdant, windswept habitat of Bainbridge Island lies a course both beautiful and unforgiving: Wing Point Golf & Country Club. It is here, dear reader, that we observe a rare and perplexing annual ritual of golf partnership — Morrison and Garner — emerging from the clubhouse in suspiciously coordinated attire, chests puffed, eyes ablaze with the optimism of men who have yet to hit their first tee shot.

The event? The 2025 Wing Point Member-Guest.
The mission? To win, place, or at least stumble across the finish line with dignity intact.

And yet… the odds were stacked like bunker sand in a tempest. You see, Ben Garner — a man so absurdly talented he played as a +4 handicap — found himself shackled by the cruel laws of net scoring. In the world of handicaps, this is akin to strapping lead weights to a peregrine falcon and asking it to still win the migration race. Noble? Yes. Possible? Absolutely not.

Round after round, the pair battled valiantly — Morrison’s putts grazing the edges like nervous deer at the water’s edge, Garner’s iron shots soaring into the stratosphere only to be met with pars that meant… nothing. The leaderboard, indifferent to their suffering, left them in 2nd place in their fligt — somewhere between “respectable” and “mildly embarrassing.”

And yet, there was beauty in the failure. The matching outfits — crisp, confident, and almost aggressively coordinated — drew gasps from onlookers. If they could not hoist the trophy, at least they looked like they should. And in golf, as in nature, sometimes plumage is everything.

So, dear competitor, as you prepare for your own Member-Guest, Ryder Cup, or informal Tuesday night grudge match, remember: winning is fleeting, but twinning is forever.

Use code TWINNING25 at checkout for 25% off matching items for your next team game. Dress like champions… results may vary.